Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
No, because I'm a snail. I take my time with everything. Screw the rabbit, the turtle AND the race! I'm outta here, I'm gonna eat a leaf.
The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?
I'll jump on the nearest bamboo branch Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style and smack my evil nemesis on the head with a branch.